Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Randomize