I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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