So drunk, too bad you don't want this
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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