my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
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Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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