he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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