This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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