I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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