FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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