who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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