D3 body, D1 cock
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
We smell like vodka and hangover
Randomize
