I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash