I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Jerry, you need to find god
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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