1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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