I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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