something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I'm like, not good at living.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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