And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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