My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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