The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
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