The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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