Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
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