I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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