I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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