i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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