I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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