This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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