Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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