Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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