# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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