Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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