I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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