butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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