Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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