Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
