The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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