someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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