u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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