Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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