doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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