is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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