just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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