I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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