Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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