first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Randomize
