Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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