i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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