I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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