Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
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if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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