No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
