She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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