do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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