I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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