And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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