Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
